Highlight of my day

I was called over to the IBM Hospitality area at one point yesterday.

Now, this is a somewhat more salubrious area than I have become accustomed to (i.e. The Bunker, where the 'workers' live their semi-subterranean existence throughout the Championships). 'Suite E' as it is called, is where IBM's top clients are wined and dined, in either air-conditioned rooms or out on the veranda with fine views across the courts.

I've never been to the IBM Hospitality area before, so had to ask for directions.

I wandered off to where I thought it would be and, approaching a security guard, I pointed in the direction I thought I should be going and asked an enquiring "Suite E?"

His reply was pure comedy gold:  "Yes Darling?"